About Uberrekt
Pioneering the future of on-demand financial destruction since 2024
Our Mission
At Uberrekt, we believe everyone deserves access to professional-grade portfolio destruction. Our mission is to democratize financial ruin by making it as easy as ordering a ride. We're not just a company – we're a movement dedicated to helping people lose money efficiently and with dignity.
Our Values
When we say we'll destroy your portfolio, we deliver. 99.9% success rate in complete financial ruin.
We understand that losing money is emotional. Our team provides tissues and emotional support throughout the process.
Constantly developing new ways to lose money faster and more efficiently than ever before.
By the Numbers
Total losses delivered
Portfolios rugged
Active ruggers
Cities worldwide
Leadership Team
Chad Rugsworth
CEO & Chief Rug Officer
Former hedge fund manager who lost $2B in a single day. Now helps others achieve similar results.
Luna Crashington
CTO & Head of Innovation
Blockchain expert who pioneered automated rug pulling technology. PhD in Financial Destruction.
Bear McMarket
COO & Head of Operations
20+ years experience in market crashes. Orchestrated the 2008 financial crisis as a side project.
Our Journey
2024 - The Beginning
Founded by a group of ex-Wall Street traders who wanted to democratize financial losses.
2024 Q2 - First Rug Pull
Successfully rugged our first 1,000 portfolios in San Francisco. Average loss: 95%.
2024 Q3 - Series A Funding
Raised $100M from VCs, then immediately lost it all to demonstrate our product.
2024 Q4 - Global Expansion
Launched in 50 cities worldwide. Now rugging portfolios on every continent.