Uberrekt
Now available worldwide

Go anywhere with
Uberrekt™

Professional portfolio destruction at your fingertips. Request a rug, watch it happen, get rekt.

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Your ride to financial ruin awaits

$Uberrekt: $0.00001
↓ -99.9%

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Choose your path to financial destruction

Ride
Go anywhere with Uberrekt. Request a ride, hop in, and get rekt.
Reserve
Reserve your ride in advance so you can relax on the day of your rug.
Rental Bags
Your perfect rental bag is a few clicks away. Learn more about Uberrekt Rent.
Courier
Uberrekt makes same-day loss delivery easier than ever.
Hourly
Request a trip for a block of time and make multiple stops.
Food
Order delivery from local restaurants with Uberrekt Eats.

Choose Your Ride

From slow bleeds to instant liquidation, we have the perfect destruction method for every portfolio

Economy
Slow bleed. Affordable bags.
Luxury
Premium rug. Faster service.
Pool
Shared wreck. Misery loves company.
POPULAR
PrimeRug™
Immediate zero — guaranteed.

What Our Riders Say

Real testimonials from satisfied customers who've experienced our premium destruction services

CB

@ChadBags

Driver was fast, bags gone before I knew it!

KH

@KarenHodl

Tipped in tears. 10/10 would ride again.

AD

@AnonDegen

The rug came quicker than my coffee. Amazing.

Track Your Portfolio's Decline in Real Time

Watch your investments disappear with our state-of-the-art loss tracking technology

$Uberrekt: $0.000001

↓ -99.99% (24h)

Market Cap: $0.42 • Volume: Tears

Roadmap

Our journey to becoming the world's leading portfolio destruction platform

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Phase 1: Launch App & Lock LP

Successfully launched and liquidity permanently locked (in our wallets).

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Phase 2: Expand to All Blockchains

Multi-chain rugs for maximum efficiency.

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Phase 3: PrimeRug™ Subscription Service

Monthly recurring losses for the ultimate convenience.

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Phase 4: Delist & Vanish

The grand finale. Thanks for playing!

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